Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on March 16, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Alan Gowling! You dazzled fans at Manchester United and Huddersfield Town with your goal-scoring prowess. With 58 goals in just 128 appearances for Huddersfield between '72 and '75, you made defenders look like they were playing in slow motion—rumor has it some are still trying to catch up!

Though it's been decades since your boots graced the pitch professionally, legends never retire—they simply become vintage classics. May this birthday be as memorable as those glorious days when scoring goals seemed easier than blowing out candles on a cake! Cheers to another year of timeless greatness!