Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on November 01, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Alan Harper! A man who could play anywhere on the pitch—rumor has it Everton once considered cloning you to fill every position. Your versatility was legendary, and your role in Everton's glorious mid-1980s championship run still brings smiles (and tears of joy) to fans everywhere.

Even today, your legacy remains unmatched—after all, how many players can claim they've been both a defender and midfielder while still managing to confuse opponents about their actual position? Wishing you a birthday filled with as much joy as you've given Evertonians over the years. Cheers to you, Alan—the ultimate football multitasker!