Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on January 06, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Bongani Khumalo! From your debut with AmaTuks back in 2005 to proudly representing Bafana Bafana since 2008, you've defended goals better than most people defend their dessert plates. Your tackles are legendary—rumor has it strikers still wake up sweating from nightmares of your perfectly timed interceptions.

Whether captaining the national team or showcasing your skills abroad, you've always stood tall (literally!) at the heart of defense. May this birthday bring you as much joy as that unforgettable header against France in the 2010 World Cup. Keep aging gracefully—just like fine wine and classic defensive clearances!