Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on February 21, 1987)

Happy birthday, Burgess! May your celebration be better than Zane Bennett attempting to understand mermaids—it can't possibly go any worse. Watching you masterfully navigate teenage drama and mysterious aquatic girls has entertained us endlessly—your legendary confused expressions alone deserve an award.

Congratulations on every achievement since “H2O: Just Add Water” swam into our hearts. Your ability to make viewers laugh—and sometimes shout at the TV screen—in sheer disbelief is a talent that should be celebrated today (and forever). Here's hoping this year brings fewer supernatural mishaps, plenty of laughs…and dry shoes!

Have a fantastic ocean-free day, mate!