Let's make this birthday one to remember.

91 years old (Born on July 29, 1933)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Captain Lou Albano—master of mischief, iconic ringside antics, and unforgettable rubber-band beard fashion statements! From guiding tag team champions to stirring up delightful pandemonium with rockstars like Cyndi Lauper, your vibrant charisma elevated WWF entertainment into unmatched heights.

Who can ever forget when you appeared effortlessly cool in those Hawaiian shirts while orchestrating chaos within squared-circle drama? Your recent resurgence online—inspiring laughs through classic clips and memes—proves you're still beloved by wrestling fans new and old alike. Captain, today we toast rubber bands, brilliant comedy sketches, gold championship belts—and especially you!