Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on August 30, 1960)

Happy birthday to the one and only Chalino Sánchez—king of corridos, undisputed hero of Sinaloan ballads, and possessor of a voice rougher than sandpaper yet smoother than tequila. Your songs still echo across cantina jukeboxes, reminding us that nobody could tell a narco legend quite like you. Cheers to your timeless classics like "Nieves de Enero," which taught us that snowy Januaries have nothing on heartbreak.

Decades later, your legacy thrives as new generations discover your gritty storytelling and fearless swagger. Wherever you are now—hopefully serenading angels while wearing an enviably flashy belt buckle—we salute you. Feliz cumpleaños eterno!