Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on May 16, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Charles! Another year older and wiser—though we promise not to audit your candles this time. You've certainly built quite the real estate empire; rumor has it even Monopoly players envy your moves.

Despite past hiccups (taxes can be tricky!), you've bounced back with resilience worthy of admiration—or at least a Netflix documentary. Here's hoping this birthday brings you plenty of laughter, fewer accountants knocking on doors, and more successful ventures ahead.

Cheers to another trip around the sun—and remember: birthdays are like taxes; they keep coming every year whether you're ready or not!