Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on November 16, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Christian Lorenz! May your day be filled with as much flair and drama as your legendary keyboard solos. You've rocked stages worldwide, turning Neue Deutsche Härte into an electrifying symphony of sound—and let's face it, nobody makes playing keyboards look cooler or more intense than you do.

From setting the stage ablaze (sometimes literally!) to captivating audiences with unforgettable performances like "Du Hast" and "Sonne," you've proven that piano keys can indeed handle heavy metal thunder. Here's hoping this year brings even greater adventures—just maybe fewer pyrotechnics near those precious fingers!

Keep rocking hard; you're truly one-of-a-kind!