Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on April 17, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Chuck Biscuits! May your day be louder than a Danzig encore and wilder than a Circle Jerks mosh pit. You've drummed your way through punk history, from the raw energy of Black Flag to the rebellious beats of Social Distortion—proving that biscuits aren't just for breakfast anymore.

Your relentless rhythm has inspired generations, making every gig legendary and every drumstick battered beyond recognition. Here's hoping this year brings you as much success as your iconic performances with D.O.A., and may you continue pounding out beats that shake stages (and neighbors' windows) for years to come. Keep rocking!