Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on September 05, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Colt McCoy! You've dazzled Texas fans with your swift feet and lightning arm, then bravely endured Cleveland's weather (and seasons). Your agility on the field is legendary—few quarterbacks have maneuvered pressure better or made scrambling feel like dancing. From Austin's college glory days to pro touchdowns, you've given us plenty of thrills.

Swapping Browns orange for 49ers' gold showed your adaptability (and possibly improved your wardrobe). Whether starting games or firing up teammates from the sidelines, you've proven one thing: you're ageless in NFL quarterback years. Here's to another year dodging tackles, making clutch throws—and staying forever young!