Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on September 05, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Connor Taylor! From your dazzling debut with Nuneaton Town back in 2012 to every goal you've netted since, you've always known how to strike—both on the pitch and at our funny bones. Your footwork is legendary; defenders still wake up sweating from nightmares of chasing you down!

Here's wishing a fantastic birthday celebration filled with laughter, cake (hopefully sweeter than those goals), and plenty more memorable moments ahead. Keep scoring big both professionally and personally—we can't wait for another year of watching opponents try—and hilariously fail—to keep pace with you. Cheers to many more victories!