Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on August 08, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Craig Breslow! The man whose left arm was so reliable in 2013 that Boston considered insuring it as a national treasure. Your clutch pitching during the Red Sox's unforgettable World Series run made you an instant legend—proving once and for all that relief pitchers are baseball’s true superheroes.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer curveballs than you've thrown at batters over the years—and may your celebrations be smoother than your signature slider. Cheers to another year of greatness, laughter, and reminding everyone why southpaws rule baseball diamonds everywhere!

Have a fantastic day—you've earned it!