Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on October 23, 1967)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Dale Crover—drummer extraordinaire, Melvins mastermind, and Nirvana's brief but unforgettable rhythmic heartbeat! Your beats have rattled speakers, shaken stages, and probably scared a few neighbors along the way. From your thunderous grooves with Men of Porn to your epic jams in Shrinebuilder, you've proven that drumming isn't just an art form—it's a full-contact sport.

Here's wishing you another year filled with deafening applause, endless drum solos, and fewer broken sticks (or maybe more?). Keep rocking hard enough to make Dave Grohl jealous. Cheers to you Dale—may your rhythms forever defy gravity!