Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on December 10, 1943)

Happy Birthday, Dalton Jones! You were baseball's ultimate utility man—playing nine seasons and mastering every position the coach threw your way. Whether it was with the Red Sox, Tigers, or Rangers, you always stepped up to bat (and field) with style. Rumor has it that even today you're still ready to pinch-hit at a moment's notice!

Here's wishing you a birthday filled with laughter and joy—just like those unforgettable moments on the diamond. May your day be as versatile and memorable as your career highlights. Keep swinging for the fences, Dalton; after all these years, you've still got game!