Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on April 11, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Damien! Another year wiser—but thankfully not too wise to stop laughing at your own jokes. Your incredible accomplishments recently have truly set the bar high—whether it's your knack for pulling off those impossible projects effortlessly or mastering skills we're secretly jealous of. Honestly, slow down a bit; you're making the rest of us look bad!

Here's to celebrating you today: an extraordinary friend who balances brilliance and humor better than anyone else we know. May this birthday be as unforgettable as all those hilarious stories you've shared with us over time—and may you continue entertaining and amazing everyone around you for years ahead!