Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on February 29, 1944)

Happy Birthday, David Briggs! The man behind the magic knobs who turned Neil Young and Crazy Horse into rock legends. Your uncanny ability to capture raw energy in albums like "Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere" and "Rust Never Sleeps" has left us all wondering—do you secretly sprinkle musical fairy dust on those mixing boards?

Here's hoping your birthday rocks as hard as a Crazy Horse jam session—and lasts just about half as long (because let's face it, nobody parties quite that intensely). Thanks for giving generations timeless tunes; may this year bring even more legendary riffs your way!