Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on April 20, 1966)

Happy Birthday, David! From guiding us through the tangled web of early internet chaos to co-founding Yahoo!, you've always known how to navigate digital jungles. Your vision in 1994 gave millions their first online compass—though we're still wondering if you ever imagined we'd spend hours clicking cat videos and memes.

Here's wishing your birthday is as timelessly entertaining as dial-up tones were frustrating—and may your celebrations load faster than a '90s webpage. Thanks for pioneering our virtual adventures; without you, we might all be lost somewhere between buffering screens and endless pop-ups!

Cheers to another year ahead!