Let's make this birthday one to remember.

85 years old (Born on August 12, 1939)

Happy Birthday, David Jacobs! The man who single-handedly made oil tycoons and suburban drama irresistibly entertaining. Thanks to you, we spent countless evenings glued to our screens wondering "Who shot J.R.?" or eagerly awaiting the next twist in Knots Landing's cul-de-sac chaos.

Your knack for storytelling gave us iconic TV moments that still resonate today—proving once again that nobody does family feuds quite like you do. And let's not forget your brilliant return with "Knots Landing Reunion: Together Again," reminding fans everywhere why they fell in love with those unforgettable characters.

Here's wishing you a birthday filled with fewer cliffhangers and more cake!