Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on July 13, 1966)

Happy Birthday, David X. Cohen! May your day be filled with more laughs than Bender has stolen wallets and more joy than Fry discovering pizza in the year 3000. Your brilliant mind gave us Futurama—proving that even robots can have existential crises and aliens can deliver punchlines.

From Springfield to New New York, you've gifted fans timeless humor, unforgettable characters, and countless quotable moments. Here's hoping your birthday is as epic as Zapp Brannigan's ego—and far less disastrous! Keep bending reality (and time) with your genius storytelling; we can't wait for whatever hilarious future you dream up next.