Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on August 20, 1931)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Don King—the man whose hair defies gravity almost as impressively as his boxing promotions! From Muhammad Ali's "Rumble in the Jungle" to Mike Tyson’s unforgettable knockouts, you've orchestrated more drama than a soap opera and delivered punches harder than your critics. Your charisma is timeless; even Father Time wouldn't dare step into your ring.

Here's wishing you another year filled with knockout moments, epic antics, and endless laughter. May this birthday be just like one of your famous fights—boldly promoted, wildly entertaining—and remembered forever for all its glorious spectacle (and hairstyle)!