Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on January 16, 1947)

Happy Birthday, Dr. Laura Schlessinger! You've spent decades helping listeners navigate life's tricky waters—whether it's surviving shark attacks on land or steering clear of those infamous "Ten Stupid Things." Your sharp wit and candid advice have made your radio show a timeless classic, guiding countless fans through relationship storms with humor and wisdom.

From bestselling books to unforgettable broadcasts, you've consistently reminded us that common sense isn't always so common—but thankfully you're here to help! May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've brought clarity (and laughs) into our lives. Here's hoping the only sharks today are cake-shaped!