Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on February 13, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Drew! From throwing touchdowns with the Dallas Cowboys to swinging bats in pinstripes for the Yankees' minor leagues—you've truly mastered being a sports multitasker. Not many can say they've tackled linebackers and curveballs alike!

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as those days when you effortlessly switched from gridiron glory to diamond dreams. May this year bring more victories off-field—because let's face it, you've already conquered two professional sports; what's next? Competitive cake-eating championships?

Enjoy celebrating another trip around life's bases—and remember: age only matters if you're cheese or fine wine (or Tom Brady). Cheers!