Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on October 29, 1991)

Happy Birthday Eben Etzebeth! The man whose towering presence has shaken opposing scrums more effectively than a South African braai shakes hunger pangs. With every fierce tackle and powerful charge, you've made rugby look easier than flipping boerewors on the grill—and dare we say, equally satisfying to watch.

From dominating line-outs with Western Province and crushing opposition for the Stormers, to becoming an immovable lock of South Africa’s triumphant Rugby World Cup squad—your sheer athletic power is matched only by your legendary death stare. Enjoy your birthday knowing you're as timelessly reliable (and intimidating) on the pitch as biltong at a match day celebration!