Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on April 15, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Evelyn Ashford! You're still sprinting circles around us mere mortals—though thankfully, now it's just metaphorically. Who could forget your dazzling Olympic victories in Los Angeles in 1984? Winning gold medals in both the 100 meters and the electrifying 4x100 relay, you left competitors eating your dust and fans cheering wildly.

Even today, your legacy remains unmatched. While most of us struggle to run for a bus without gasping for air, you made speed look effortless. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as crossing that finish line first—minus all the sweating! Keep racing through life with style and humor; you're truly timeless!