49 years old (Born on July 31, 1975)
Happy Birthday, Gabe Kapler! To our favorite muscle-bound Democrat from the unforgettable and curse-breaking 2004 Red Sox— we know your arms weren't just for flexing in front of Fenway faithful. Who else could navigate clubhouse banter as a proud progressive amid baseball's toughest crowds? Kudos on standing strong (literally!) amidst some fierce fastballs—and debates.Today isn’t only celebrating another trip around the sun; it honors every clutch hit, fearless diving catch, and championship moment you gave fans—including those who were shocked to learn veggies can build serious muscles too. Keep crushing stereotypes like curveballs: effortlessly graceful yet powerfully bold!