Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on March 06, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Glenn Greenwald! Another year older and still writing with sharper accuracy than autocorrect on steroids. Your fearless journalism always keeps readers engaged—either cheering or shouting at the screen—but never indifferent. Whether decrypting dense political riddles for The Guardian or providing punchy commentary that sends pundits scrambling, your keyboard is surely mightier than a thousand hashtags.

At least this birthday won't involve leaked NSA documents—or will it? Celebrate well; may your cake layers stay as incisive as your investigative pieces, layered richly with wit and sprinkled generously (but tastefully) with controversy. Cheers to another successful orbit around breaking headlines!