Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on January 05, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Guy Torry! From lighting up the stage with your hilarious stand-up routines to stealing scenes in classics like "American History X" and "Life," you've always had us laughing until our sides hurt. Your comedic timing is sharper than ever—seriously, did you secretly discover the fountain of youth hidden backstage?

Recently, your podcast appearances and comedy tours have reminded us why you're one of America's favorite funny guys. Keep bringing that infectious energy and timeless humor; age is just a number—but laughter? That's forever. Here's to another year filled with punchlines, applause, and unforgettable moments. Cheers!