Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on August 29, 1986)

Happy birthday, Hajime Isayama! May your day be free of colossal drama and full of scouting good times. Thanks to you, fans everywhere now have irrational fears of oversized humanoids and a newfound love for vertical maneuvering gear. Who knew that wall maintenance could become such compelling entertainment?

Congrats on creating *Attack on Titan*, an epic series that forever captured imaginations—and traumatized characters at every turn. You masterfully built suspense, shattered expectations along with plenty of walls, earning the prestigious Kodansha Manga Award and eternal devotion from enthusiasts worldwide. Here's hoping another year brings fewer titan-sized problems—but just as much legendary creativity!