Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on October 02, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Congressman Hank Johnson! May your day be filled with joy—and may it remain safely afloat, unlike Guam (we're still chuckling over that one!). Your steadfast dedication to Georgia's 4th district and unwavering commitment on the Armed Services and Judiciary Committees have truly made waves—thankfully without capsizing any islands.

From advocating passionately for justice reform to tirelessly supporting our armed forces, you've shown us all how leadership can blend seriousness with a healthy dose of humor. Here's wishing you another year full of memorable moments in Congress—but please remember: keep an eye out for tipping points!