Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on July 05, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Harry Hess! You're the musical maestro who's managed to rock our hearts for decades without missing a beat. Whether it's belting out iconic tunes with Harem Scarem or expertly producing hits at Vespa Music Group—guiding powerhouses like Three Days Grace and My Darkest Days—you've crafted sonic gold that makes us simultaneously headbang and smile.

Honestly though, your secret amazes me: did you find some hidden studio magic potion? Because you've somehow mastered timeless anthems while casually defying aging itself. Keep rocking those seminars in melodic brilliance—we're eagerly waiting for more legendary music. Here's wishing your birthday rocks as hard as you do every single day!