Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on August 10, 1966)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Hossam Hassan—the Egyptian goal-scoring machine who made defenders tremble and goalkeepers reconsider their career choices! With over 100 goals for Al-Ahly, your strikes were as reliable as Cairo traffic jams. Your partnership with your brother was Egypt's greatest double act since falafel met pita bread.

From dominating in the '80s and '90s to inspiring generations into the early 2000s, you've proven age is just a number—though we stopped counting after your hundredth goal. May you celebrate today like it's another championship victory: loud cheers, endless smiles, and absolutely no yellow cards!