Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on December 20, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Jamie Paterson! From dazzling the fans at Walsall with 15 goals in 94 games to sprinting down the wing for Nottingham Forest since your arrival in 2013, you've certainly kept defenders busy and supporters entertained. Your pace is legendary—rumor has it some fullbacks are still chasing shadows from your last match!

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as that unforgettable hat-trick against West Ham back in January 2014. May your celebrations be filled with laughter, cake—and absolutely no yellow cards! Keep flying down those wings; you're not getting older—just faster (we hope)!