Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on July 20, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Carlson! From skating circles around opponents in the AHL and IHL to delivering unforgettable laughs as one of hockey's legendary Hanson Brothers, you've always known how to make an impression—usually with a well-timed check or hilarious punchline. Your iconic role in "Slap Shot" remains timeless; glasses taped up tight, fists ready for action, you showed us all that sometimes humor hits harder than any slap shot.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer penalties but just as much fun. May this year bring plenty more memorable moments both on and off the ice—and remember: keep those foil-covered knuckles handy—you never know when you'll need them again!