Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on October 13, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Jermaine O'Neal! From dominating the paint as a fierce power forward to earning six NBA All-Star appearances and snagging that well-deserved Most Improved Player award in 2002 with the Indiana Pacers—your career has been nothing short of legendary. You've blocked shots like they owed you money and dunked so hard even gravity took notes.

Now another year older—but don't worry, age is just a number (though your knees might disagree). May this birthday bring fewer ice packs than playoff memories, more cake slices than fouls called against opponents—and may every candle blown out remind us all you're still an MVP at heart. Cheers!