Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on March 08, 1939)

Happy Birthday, Jim! Here's to the pitcher who threw fastballs on the mound and curveballs in literature. Your fearless honesty in "Ball Four" shook baseball's foundations harder than your knuckleball baffled batters. Decades later, fans still chuckle at your candid locker-room tales—proving controversy ages better than fine wine.

From All-Star appearances to best-selling author status, you've always pitched with style and wit. May this birthday bring you as much joy as your stories brought laughter (and perhaps a few raised eyebrows). Keep throwing life's curveballs; clearly, you're unbeatable when it comes to keeping everyone guessing!

Cheers to another legendary year!