Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on March 16, 1994)

Happy Birthday to Joel Embiid—the only guy who can dunk, block shots, and tweet hilarious trash talk all in the same night! From dominating at Kansas to becoming Philly's favorite 7-foot superstar since cheesesteaks were invented, you've given us countless unforgettable moments. Whether it's your unstoppable fadeaway jumper or epic celebrations after posterizing opponents—your charisma is as big as your wingspan.

Here's hoping this year brings you even more MVP-worthy performances and fewer Twitter suspensions (though we secretly love those too). Keep trusting "The Process," keep making history on the court—and please stay away from dance floors; you're tall enough already!