Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on March 24, 1985)

Happy Birthday, John! You might have started your NFL journey as a Ram back in 2008, but let's admit it—your truly legendary moves kicked off once you suited up and tackled new challenges with Cleveland. We're still impressed by how effortlessly you protected quarterbacks—you guarded that pocket better than anyone guarded their lunch!

So today we celebrate the guy whose strength was measured not just by bench presses or pancakes on opponents (although both were impressive), but also laughter shared among teammates in every huddle. Here's hoping your celebrations are spectacularly less stressful than blocking Pro Bowl linemen all day long—enjoy your special day!