Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on April 23, 1945)

Happy Birthday, John Gwynne! You're the dart world's verbal marksman—a true legend behind the mic whose lively commentary has us jumping off couches and spilling snacks each World Professional Darts Championship. Your iconic calls have scored more bullseyes than Phil Taylor on his best day, painting vivid pictures that transformed darts from pub pastime to gripping sporting drama!

Here's hoping your birthday hits maximum checkout—180 style—with double doses of laughter and triple portions of cake. May your day be smoother than your legendary voice, livelier than Sid Waddell's enthusiasm—and definitely easier to understand than Bobby George's wardrobe choices! Cheers!