Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on October 27, 1969)

Happy Birthday, John Kasay! You kicked your way into NFL history with over two decades of clutch field goals and unforgettable moments. From being drafted by the Seahawks in 1991 to becoming a Carolina Panthers legend, you've shown us all that kickers truly age like fine wine—steady, reliable, and occasionally causing fans mild heart palpitations.

Your career highlights are timeless: nailing game-winning kicks under pressure and setting franchise records along the way. Even though you're retired now, we bet you still celebrate birthdays by effortlessly kicking candles off cakes from fifty yards out. Here's hoping this birthday splits the uprights perfectly!