64 years old (Born on September 29, 1960)
Happy Birthday, John Paxson! May your celebrations be smoother than that clutch three-pointer you drained in Game 6 of the '93 Finals. You still have us replaying highlights and nostalgia on repeat—thanks for making Michael Jordan pass at least once!From lighting up scoreboards to calling shots as VP with Chicago Bulls since ‘03, you've always aimed high (perhaps higher than Scottie’s dunk). Keep inspiring fans everywhere by proving basketball legends can handle paperwork just like buzzer-beaters: efficiently, precisely—and most importantly—with style.
Here's wishing you another year that's nothing but net; you're forever our favorite Bull beyond MJ's shadow!