Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on September 22, 1944)

Happy Birthday, John S. Tanner! You've navigated politics with grace and humor—no small feat considering Congress can sometimes feel like a never-ending sitcom. Your years representing Tennessee from 1989 to 2011 were marked by dedication, bipartisan friendships, and the rare talent of making budget discussions sound interesting.

From championing fiscal responsibility to advocating tirelessly for veterans' rights, your legacy continues to inspire many today. Retirement hasn't slowed you down either; rumor has it you're still winning debates at family dinners effortlessly!

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, good health—and fewer political arguments around the dinner table!