Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on July 29, 1970)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Jonah Falcon—the man who truly redefined the term 'big screen' actor! From Talkin' Yankees to boldly placing Sal and Richard Christy on your unforgettable 'shit list,' you've given us plenty of laughs, quirks, and eyebrow-raising moments.

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic nerd humor, audacious interviews, and continued recognition for your most notable—um—talents. Keep making headlines the Jonah Falcon way—larger than life and always entertaining. Hope today measures up in every sense!

Cheers to sticking out (literally!) all these years; stay awesome and stay proudly weird. Happy Birthday, Jonah!