Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on January 12, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Jonathan Moyo! From your days steering Zimbabwe's information ship between 2000 and 2005 to passionately representing Tsholotsho in parliament, you've certainly kept politics lively. Your knack for making headlines is unmatched—whether it's crafting policy or sparking spirited debates.

Here's wishing you another year filled with sharp wit, bold moves, and perhaps fewer controversies (though we secretly enjoy them). May this birthday bring as much excitement as your political journey has brought us all these years. Keep smiling; after all those parliamentary sessions and media storms—you've earned it! Cheers to more memorable moments ahead.