Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on September 21, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Joseph Mazzello! From dodging dinosaurs in "Jurassic Park" to navigating the complexities of friendship and ambition in "The Social Network," you've truly mastered the art of surviving intense situations—whether it's prehistoric predators or Harvard dorm drama. Your performances always leave us impressed (and slightly relieved we're not stuck running from velociraptors ourselves).

Here's wishing you another fantastic year filled with memorable roles, continued success, and fewer lawsuits involving billion-dollar social media platforms. May your birthday be as timelessly entertaining as your iconic film moments—and may no one ever accuse you of stealing their idea for cake!