Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on October 28, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Juan Guzman! You're still throwing heat—though now it's candles you're blowing out instead of fastballs. From dominating hitters and leading the American League in ERA back in '96 to becoming an All-Star ace who helped bring home that unforgettable World Series trophy for Toronto in 1992—you've always known how to deliver under pressure.

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your slider was nasty. May you celebrate today with all-star style: surrounded by friends, family, laughter—and maybe a cake shaped like home plate (just don't throw it!). Cheers to another year knocking life's curveballs right outta the park!