Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on August 28, 1982)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Karo Parisyan—master of Judo throws, submission wizardry, and making opponents question their life choices mid-air! From epic battles in UFC's octagon to clinching the WEC Welterweight Championship belt with style, you've always reminded us that gravity is just a suggestion when you're around.

Whether it's your slick kimura submissions or those unforgettable hip tosses leaving rivals airborne (and audiences gasping), you’ve given fans countless moments worth replaying. May this birthday bring as much joy as watching an opponent realize they're about two seconds away from tapping out!

Cheers to another year of flipping life's challenges effortlessly onto their backs!