Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on December 18, 1943)

Happy birthday, Keith Richards! Another year older and still defying the laws of nature—scientists everywhere remain baffled. From your legendary riffs in "Satisfaction" to that iconic swagger on stage, you've proven time and again you're truly rock 'n' roll's immortal pirate.

Recently celebrating 60 years with The Rolling Stones proves one thing: age is just a number when you have guitar strings for veins. Keep rocking those stadiums worldwide; after all these decades, we're convinced you'll outlast us all (and possibly cockroaches). Here's wishing you another timeless year filled with epic solos—and perhaps fewer palm tree incidents!