Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on June 24, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Kelly Butler! Sure, blocking massive defensive linemen in your NFL days was impressive—but successfully surviving multiple seasons with the Detroit Lions and Cleveland Browns takes true guts and humor. You're living proof that playing on tough teams builds unrivaled character!

Even though offensive linemen don't always get flashy highlights or touchdown dances (we'll forgive you for missing out there), your dedication and persistence left its mark—preferably not on any quarterbacks behind you! Cheers to a timeless veteran whose charm could flatten opponents both literally AND figuratively.

Wishing an unforgettable birthday celebration filled with laughter, fond memories—and absolutely zero false-start penalties!