Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on October 14, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Kelly Schumacher! You’ve officially blocked another year from getting past you—just like you did time and again on the court. As the Indiana Fever's queen of blocks and appearances, you're still holding records that make opponents lose sleep. Rumor has it there's a support group for those you've shut down through the years—but hey, legends can't help but dominate!

From clinching an NCAA National Championship with UConn Huskies (still timelessly epic!) to your unmatched resilience in WNBA history—your journey is one huge highlight reel. Have a fantastic celebration, Kelly—you truly know how to keep life above the rim!