Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on November 12, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Kevin Scott! You're still skating circles around the rest of us—even if your Olympic glory days from 1992 and 1994 are now vintage classics. Who knew that gliding on ice at lightning speed could age so gracefully? Your legendary races remain timeless reminders that spandex suits never go out of style.

Here's to celebrating another lap around life's rink with humor, grace, and fewer wipeouts than ever before. May your birthday be filled with laughter as swift as your skates once were—and cake slices bigger than any medal podium you've stood upon. Keep speeding through life like a champion!